there have been a couple of these guys. One of them, idk if it was this one, actually sent an itemized bill for a specific service, which explicitly stated that the service he was providing was sending them the bill in the first place, and that by paying him, they were agreeing to contract him for services rendered.
When they took him to court, the judge was like, he did what he said he would do, you paid him for it, that’s just good business, and he more or less walked free.
i’d like to argue: only a couple of them that have been caught
Because he bought it at the same time that Barry bought his, we know that Garfield has owned a body-cloning pod for approximately ten years as of Story and Song. There is no fucking way that our favorite unknowable lasagna cat merchant just quietly held onto that device for a decade before he convinced any customers to barter with their blood; therefore, we can reasonably assume that Garfield has committed numerous necromancy crimes. Yet he still appears in several liveshows, implying that either he has been pardoned for these crimes, or more likely, Faerun’s three incredibly powerful reapers have been unable to best him in a test of mercantile wits and bring him to justice. In this essay I will -
Garfield is responsible for the town of Tom Bodettes
tumblr comedy I haven’t seen in a while and I kind of miss: when someone says like ‘smoothies are great’ and then someone else says ‘juices are great too!’ and the first person says ‘make your own post’ and then the second person says ‘okay’ and then you scroll down and theres a second post.
I also love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven’t seen that in a while
I love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven’t seen that in a while
what the fuck is this dodge nonsense? You hit them harder and faster than they hit you and That Is How You Play Video Game
You cant take damage if the enemy is dead
Don’t talk to me about buffing or debuffing stats either. The only stat that matters is the enemy’s HP, and I am going to debuff it all the way to zero.
Next some loser is gonna tell me to use the brake button in a racing game. No I hold accelerate the whole time and either drift or die
today i found out that victor hugo has had more sex than possibly almost any other human that has lived on this planet.
he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners. he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day. He had a secret sex diary written in code. He had “official” and “unofficial” mistresses. One estimate was that he had ~200 sexual partners in two years.
Icon.
don’t forget that on the day of his funeral all the brothels in Paris were closed because every single prostitute in the whole goddamn city was busy mourning him
Hey quick question what the fuck
the man reported on his hookups in his diary using latin code words and 2 million people attended his funeral, if that isnt balling idk what is
victor hugo has been dead for 133 slutty, slutty years
[ID: A header reads, “What an Ugly Mask.” The following text reads, “A Sydney lady wearing an influenza mask bore down on a gentleman friend who was without one and thus accosted him: ‘Oh! why don’t you wear a nicer mask?’ Then she added quickly, ‘I beg your pardon - it’s my mistake.’” End ID.]
A trip to 7-11 at 12:am is most definitely an adventure
If y’all don’t know how to treat mundane life experiences with awe and wonder at the world then maybe it’s *you* that’s probably boring that’s all I’m sayin
Clearly they’ve never been to an inner city 7-11 at midnight. It’s hazardous.
gotta learn how to draw furries those mfs are suspiciously rich
Yeah most furries work in the tech industry. Fun fact, if 50 specific furries all decided to take a day off at the same time, internet Services would probably collapse
There’s also this guy apparently. Furries are loaded
considering becoming a furry for financial stability.
